Matenaer on Air›This Shouldn't be a Thing

It has all the twists, turns and intrigue of Hollywood without all the budget and plausible storyline. If you’re gonna commit fraud, spend some money on a decent costume .

We here at Matenaer On Air Research Laboratories & Wafflery believe in art, love art and even have some in our respective houses, but not all art is art…especially at this price tag .

So it seems as if humans aren’t the only ones who can hold a grudge for a long time. Turns out that crows will remember…for a long, long time .

We here at the show believe you are beautiful in your own skin, but if you want a new nose, please don’t go this far…it’s just weird .