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We here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Floral Solutions are very open with our jealousy over Minnesota and it doesn’t stop today with their official state fossil .

OK, this one is just for the jokes and puns, so really we want you to enjoy the wordplay spread all across this edition .

Today would be the first day we all came to know there are “gatekeepers” when it comes to tea…so, thank you social media, you did it again. No notes. Good luck if you can nab that green powder and ma…

Jane is a plant fan and enthusiast and she has a piece of advice for those who fall victim of PlantTok: Do two Google searches before you try to buy something you saw on social media .

Look, we know you could read this story and say “oh gross, those people are gross….how gross!”, but we here at Matenaer On Air Laboratories And Funnel Cakery applaud the good people of Scotland for b…