Matenaer on AirThis Shouldn't be a Thing

Well, by our count, we’re on Volume IV of this topic as a new entity has stepped into the chat over this much maligned event . And at this point, the only thing reliable about this music festival is…

You know the phrase “living the dream”? Well, we really don’t know if this is THE dream, but if you want to break a record , then we say, go for it, bro.

If we’re being honest; this one feels mean, because if you had a pet this cute, you’d want to share it with the world too ! We feel like this is a waste of a cute reptile sweater.

New York, Los Angeles, London, Paris? No, turns out the place to party is a small little town on the East Coast , because it has all the good stuff…in the wastewater.

We understand the actual reason you don’t want to leave booze in a graveyard , but there are other implications too. Financial implications…we’re saying vodka is expensive and dead people can’t drink.